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MOUTHPIECE - September 22, 2015

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I don't believe that I have ever uttered a thought provoking statement in my lifetime... well, until now.

"Why is it called a toothbrush and not a teethbrush?" Well, that's more of a question than a statement. Anyways...

If that did anything for you I have a great list for you which features amazing thought provoking statements that will change your life and the world you live in... forever.

Well, that's kinda setting the bar a bit too high. That's just how I work.

Enjoy and prepare to have statements provoke your thoughts. Really!

Plus, quotes, science, technology, and one shot of Eric Stoltz in Back to the Future.

Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
--Yogi Berra

"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive."
--Samuel Goldwyn

"A good listener is usually thinking about something else."
--Kin Hubbard

[m] What's On the Web?

Watch The One Shot Of Eric Stoltz Not Cut From Back To The Future

From For years, the hunt for more footage of Eric Stoltz's original rendition of Marty McFly in Back To The Future has been an elusive quest. After several huge anniversaries, and just as many home video re-releases, no further release of the four week's that were shot with Stolz's incarnation has been released to the public - outside of clips included in previous documentaries. But if you watch the video below, you'll see a clip of footage that's been right under your nose all this time.

Visit: Watch The One Shot Of Eric Stoltz Not Cut From Back To The Future

Science and Technology Knowledge Quiz

From Do you know more about science and technology than the average American? Take our 13-question quiz to test your knowledge of scientific concepts.

Visit: Science and Technology Knowledge Quiz

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Thought Provoking Statements --*

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.


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