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MOUTHPIECE - May 19, 2015

Good Afternoon,


I know it's only Tuesday, but I'm feeling a bit stressed. I'm not sure why I feel this way. Hopefully, this will pass and I can just relax and get back to normal.

If you're feeling stressed make sure that you take a gander below at the very helpful list that will determine if you are indeed stressed beyond all rational thought.

You Know You're Too Stressed If... you miss a chance to enjoy today's soothing issue of Mouthpiece. That should be number 9.

Mouthing Off,
Carl


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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
--Dean Martin

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
--Oscar Wilde

"No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded."
--Yogi Berra


[m] What's On the Web?

The Badass Mad Max Style Post Apocalyptic Nickname Generator

When traveling through the wasteland, what is your badass post-apocalyptic name going to be? Mine is Scruff Knuckles. That sounds tough, right?

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6 Great Movies That Were A Disaster Behind The Scenes

From Cracked.com: It's not just the crappy, straight-to-DVD movies that face hardships during production. On the contrary; we're actually fortunate to have some of our most indelible films, because, frankly, some of them came extraordinarily close to careening completely off the rails.

Visit: 6 Great Movies That Were A Disaster Behind The Scenes


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- You Know You're Too Stressed If... --*

1. The Sun is too loud.

2. You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.

3. You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

4. You and Reality file for divorce.

5. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

6. You can hear mimes.

7. Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.

8. You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.

(From Aha! Jokes)

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