Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Good Afternoon,Halloween is just one day away! Yay, candy, yay!
Well, this issue will help all of us candy enthusiasts get through today and into tomorrow so we then can enjoy our nation-wide cavity creating and sugar high soiree.
Enjoy a some frightastic quotes, sites, and a list of signs that you're too old to trick or treat.
Trick or Treat? Today is all about the treats. Happy Halloween!
Mouthing Off,
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Visit and Enjoy: EVTV1.com[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y"Courage is fear that has said its prayers."
- Dorothy Bernard
"Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed."
- Michael Pritchard
"None but a coward dares to boast that he has never known fear."
- Ferdinand Foch
[m] What's On the Web?10 Novels That Are Scarier Than Most Horror MoviesSometimes words can be scarier than images. Here are a few books you may want to read with the lights on. I know I would.
Visit: 10 Novels That Are Scarier Than Most Horror Movies21 Terrible Knock-Off Action FiguresLook! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Special Man? Hey, officially licensed toys can get quite expensive, so get a bigger-bang-for-your-buck with some cheap knock-offs!
Visit: 21 Terrible Knock-Off Action Figures[m] b i t s . n . b o b s* Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat *10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask!
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
(From Aha! Jokes)
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