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MOUTHPIECE - November 11, 2014
Good Afternoon,I'm not saying that I'm old, but I do enjoy naps, the early bird special, and black-and-white movies.
If you think that you're old, getting old, or teetering on oldie territory be sure to take a gander below at the list of "'Old' Is When..."
And if getting old isn't bad enough you can also discover, thanks to this publication, if you are in fact annoying.
And if you're mad about all of that then you'll feeling better once you fling a turkey. Trust me, it helps.
Mouthing Off,
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GopherArchives [m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y "This became a credo of mine...attempt the impossible in order to improve your work."
--Bette Davis
"Hope is necessary in every condition."
--Samuel Johnson
"If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity."
--John F. Kennedy
[m] What's On the Web?Are You Annoying? Take The Quiz...Take this simple quiz to determine the degree of your, I guess, annoy-itude or annoyancity. You know what's annoying? This quiz! That's right, I said it.
Visit: Are You Annoying? Take The Quiz...Turkey FlingEver wonder how far you could stretch a rubber turkey? Now you can find out! Eat as much corn as possible to keep flying.
Visit: Turkey Fling[m] b i t s . n . b o b s*-- "OLD" IS WHEN... --***Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
**Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
**Your Honey Dressed Provocatively catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
**You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
**You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
**"Getting a little action" means, "I don't need to take any fiber today."
**"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
**An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
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