Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Good Afternoon,

Hooray for science! Thanks to the advancements in scientific research, get this, there is now a test that can determine your level of annoyance. Can you believe it? You can find the link to this amazing breakthrough in the WOTW (What's On the Web?) section of this publication.

I discovered that I'm slightly above-average annoying. I am. Really. It's true. Really. I'm almost "very" annoying. I'm not mega-annoying. I'm not super-annoying. I'm a little bit more than regular annoying. I'm a half step passed annoying. I am.

Well, I'm glad that I know that now. I'm going to have to tone it down a bit. I'm doing this for you, folks. It's because I care.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do."
- B. F. Skinner

"One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you."
- Larry Gelbart

"Truth is more of a stranger than fiction."
- Mark Twain


[m] What's On the Web?
Are You Annoying? Take The Quiz...

Take this simple quiz to determine the degree of your, I guess, annoy-itude or annoyancity. You know what's annoying? This quiz! That's right, I said it.

Visit: Are You Annoying?

The Ricky Gervais Show - Aliens

Ricky Gervais has a theory of what space travel and meeting a race of extraterrestrials would be like for fellow podcaster Karl Pilkington. Karl admits he would be happy to chat-up some aliens.

Watch It Now: Just Click to View


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
--- I have good news and bad news... ---
Two green beans were crossing the highway when one of them was hit by a truck. His buddy scraped him up and rushed him to the hospital.

After hours of surgery the doctor came in and said, "I have good news and bad news."

The green bean started to rejoice and the doctor said, "The good news is that he's going to live...The bad news is he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life."

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