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MOUTHPIECE - January 26, 2016

Good Afternoon,


You know, I have to say that I've grown up quite a bit. I have matured. I'm living and functioning on a mature adult level. And if anybody says anything different they're just a big doodie head.

It pays to act like a grown up.

Mouthing Off,
Carl


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--Pablo Picasso

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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Signs You've Grown Up --*

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

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