Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Good Afternoon,

I went to school for many, many, many, many... many years and during all of those years I had many teachers. And many of those many teachers were just bad at their jobs - specifically a history teacher I had to put up with in college.

Today, if you had a bad teacher, you may enjoy the Top 10 Signs You Have A Bad History Teacher, unless you're that teacher.

Plus, two other celebrity lists for your enjoyment - Quentin Tarantino's Top Ten Movies Of 2013 and David Bowie's List of Top 100 Books.

Books, movies, and signs of bad teaching, today's gonna be a good day.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
- George Orwell

"Content makes poor men rich; discontentment makes rich men poor."
- Benjamin Franklin

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No Matter, try again, fail again, Fail better."
- Samuel Beckett


[m] What's On the Web?
Quentin Tarantino's Top Ten Movies Of 2013
From Deadline.com: "The Quentin Tarantino Archives site has gotten QT to dish on his Top 10 films of the year." What do you think?

Visit: Quentin Tarantino's Top Ten Movies Of 2013


David Bowie's List of Top 100 Books
From Openculture.com: "'David Bowie Is,' the extensive retrospective exhibit of the artist and his fabulous costumes, hit Toronto last Friday, and as many people have reported, in addition to those costumes-and photos, instruments, set designs, lyric sheets, etc.-the show includes a list of Bowie's favorite books." Take a look Bibliophiles and Bowie fans alike!

Visit: David Bowie's List of Top 100 Books


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- The Top 10 Signs You Have A Bad History Teacher --*
1. Constantly gets Indonesia and Outdonesia confused.

2. As incentive for learning, when you name a state capital, you get to take a shot.

3. Insists that one of Popes during the Roman empire was Pope Bubba.

4. Thinks that Mussolini was Hitler's favorite pasta.

5. Counts Puerto Rico, Mexico and Canada as "technically" U.S. States.

6. Tells you that its Napoleon that's the ice cream that comes in 3 flavors in one box.

7. Insists that the Great Depression could have been stopped with the right amount of Lithium.

8. Threatens to reenact Salem Witch Trials/Burnings if homework is not turned in on time.

9. Claims that it was Martin and Lewis that were the great explorers of the West.

10. Credits David Hasselhoff and not Democracy for the fall of the Berlin Wall.

(From ahajokes.com)

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