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Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Good Afternoon,
Mini golf seems to be my sport of choice. I'm not very
good at any other sport, well, that's if you consider
mini golf a sport, which I do.
Mini golf is a great game. It's a great thing to do while
on a date, it's a terrific outing for you and your kids,
it's a fun way to spend a Saturday afternoon, and a great
game to help you get through a boring day at work.
Mini golf makes the day a little better. I'd go now, but
it's still too dang cold!
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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