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MOUTHPIECE - June 2, 2015
I forgot to bring my lunch today. I guess I could check the drawers of my desk for a nourishing item or two.
Let's see here. I have a stick of gum, some ancient Halloween candy that I never finished, half a jar of peanut butter, a bottle of antacids, package of citrus flavored cough drops and box of crushed, stale Saltines.
Well, that actually sounds much better meal than what I was going to bring in today.
Bring on the eating!
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Annoying Orange Pinball
It's just like your standard pinball game, but with a twist... of Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, Grapefruit, Grandpa Lemon and others! Then after the game is over enjoy a nice bowl of fruit salad.
Annoying Orange Pinball
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June 17 is Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day
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