MOUTHPIECE - June 2, 2015

Good Afternoon,

I forgot to bring my lunch today. I guess I could check the drawers of my desk for a nourishing item or two.

Let's see here. I have a stick of gum, some ancient Halloween candy that I never finished, half a jar of peanut butter, a bottle of antacids, package of citrus flavored cough drops and box of crushed, stale Saltines.

Well, that actually sounds much better meal than what I was going to bring in today.

Bring on the eating!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
--Groucho Marx

"The vitality of thought is in adventure. Ideas won't keep. Something must be done about them."
--Alfred North Whitehead

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."
--Mark Twain


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Fitting Pieces
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-Annoying Orange Pinball
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bizarre June Holidays --*
June 1 is Dare Day
June 2 is National Rocky Road Day
June 3 is Repeat Day
June 4 is Old Maid's Day
June 5 is Festival Of Popular Delusions Day
June 6 is Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day
June 7 is National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
June 8 is Name Your Poison Day
June 9 is Donald Duck Day
June 10 is National Yo-Yo Day
June 11 is National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day
June 12 is Machine Day
June 13 is National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day
June 14 is Pop Goes The Weasel Day
June 15 is Smile Power Day
June 16 is National Hollerin' Contest Day
June 17 is Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day
June 18 is International Panic Day
June 19 is World Sauntering Day
June 20 is Ice Cream Soda Day
June 21 is Cuckoo Warning Day
June 22 is National Chocolate Eclair Day
June 23 is National Pink Day
June 24 is Museum Comes To Life Day
June 25 is Log Cabin Day
June 26 is National Chocolate Pudding Day
June 27 is National Columnists Day
June 28 is Paul Bunyan Day
June 29 is Camera Day
June 30 is Meteor Day

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