Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Good Afternoon,

Who doesn't enjoy some random humor every now and again? I know I do and since I do I'm going to subject you to some humorous thoughts that are so bad they'll make you think that you're reading an issue of the Daily Groaner, which is hilarious by the way.

If you enjoy humor that's so bad it's good check out the BITS N BOBS section and then visit the Daily Groaner Archives for even more jokes and chuckles.

And I got some other stuff for you too so enjoy those things too.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught."
- Sir Winston Churchill

"You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well."
- Carrie Fisher

"Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves."
- Rudyard Kipling

[m] What's On the Web?
Ill-Advised Movie Merchandise for Kids
Whenever a movie is about to take the world by storm you can be certain that every retail outlet is fully stocked with this soon-to-be blockbuster's merchandise. Take a gander at some of the toys that kids will love to have to bring the movie experience home.

Visit: Ill-Advised Movie Merchandise for Kids

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THE EXCUSE-O-MAT
What could be better than coming up with an excuse you don't have to fret over? This handy gadget can write more than three million of those lifesavers for you!

Visit: THE EXCUSE-O-MAT

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
RANDOM HUMOR
Polynesia: memory loss in parrots.

Oh Lord, give me patience...and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

A good pun is its own reword.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure..

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

To err is human, to moo bovine.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

[From Ray's Funny Lists]

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