Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Good Afternoon,

Since I was a kid I always wanted to grow a mustache, or 'stache, as the kids of today are calling it.

I thought that if I had a mustache I would be a man and then I could do almost anything. I could me a cop, a private investigator, a brilliant scientist, Homer Simpson's neighbor, a wrestler, even a member of the Village People. All I had to do was wait for puberty.

Then when I was in my teens all I could grow was a mustache for my forehead. The unibrow is not as recognized or idolized with the prestige that comes with growing an awesome facial pushbroom, but hey, I'll take what I can get.

If you are donning an sweet soup-strainer then I implore you to visit the American Mustache Institute. Be proud of your 'stache and take a stand for your face fuzz.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"A new study found that government employees are the happiest workers. The study was not conducted at the DMV."
- Conan O'Brien

"The city that has the happiest workers is Miami. Because Miami has both things people need to be happy. Thongs and rollerblading."
- Craig Ferguson

"Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called conscience."
- George Washington


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American Mustache Institute

This amazing treasure of a site is all about "Protecting the rights of, and fighting discrimination against mustached Americans, by promoting the growth, care, and culture of the mustache."

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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Bizarre March Holidays --*

March 1 is National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day

March 2 is Old Stuff Day

March 3 is I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and National Anthem Day

March 4 is Holy Experiment Day

March 5 is Multiple Personalities Day

March 6 is National Frozen Food Day

March 7 is National Crown Roast Of Pork Day

March 8 is Be Nasty Day

March 9 is Panic Day

March 10 is Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day

March 11 is Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day

March 12 is Alfred Hitchcock Day

March 13 is Jewel Day

March 14 is National Potato Chip Day

March 15 is Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is
Wrong Day

March 16 is Everything You Do Is Right Day

March 17 is Submarine Day

March 18 is Supreme Sacrifice Day

March 19 is Poultry Day

March 20 is Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day

March 21 is Fragrance Day

March 22 is National Goof-off Day

March 23 is National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day

March 24 is National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day

March 25 is Pecan Day and Waffle Day

March 26 is Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach
Festival Day

March 27 is National "Joe" Day

March 28 is Something On A Stick Day

March 29 is Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day

March 30 is I Am In Control Day

March 31 is Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day

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