Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Good Afternoon,I just discovered that tomorrow, Wednesday, June 20th, is the First Day of Summer. To celebrate such a wonderful time of year I thought it best to offer up a few summery things to help to get you through the week.
First, enjoy some quotes from some famous people that were quoted.
Next, due to the summer box office wars going on at the local theaters, check out the '50 Best Opening Lines in Movies'. There are some good 'uns. And after that watch a hilarious clip from "Napoleon Dynamite" entitled - Vote for Summer.
Then, for those of you that are or have been a participant of the dreaded summer school have some fun with 'The Top 10 Signs You Have A Bad History Teacher'.
Hey, it's the best I could do. If I could email you a pool party I would, but I can't so there you go.
Mouthing Off,
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Email Mouthpiece***[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
- Mark Twain
"Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange."
- Robin Morgan
"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right."
- Isaac Asimov
***[m] What's On the Web?50 Best Opening Lines in MoviesNow I don't know if these are indeed the 50 best opening lines, but there are many memorable ones. You be the judge.
Visit: 50 Best Opening Lines in MoviesNapoleon Dynamite: Vote for SummerHigh school politics is a dangerous game and Napoleon plays it dirty. When Don offers him a Vote For Summer button Napoleon shows him exactly what he can do with it.
Visit: Napoleon Dynamite: Vote for Summer***[m] b i t s . n . b o b s*- Top 10 Signs You Have A Bad History Teacher -*1. Constantly gets Indonesia and Outdonesia confused.
2. As incentive for learning, when you name a state capital, you get to take a shot.
3. Insists that one of Popes during the Roman empire was Pope Bubba.
4. Thinks that Mussolini was Hitler's favorite pasta.
5. Counts Puerto Rico, Mexico and Canada as "technically" U.S. States.
6. Tells you that it's Napoleon that's the ice cream that comes in 3 flavors in one box.
7. Insists that the Great Depression could have been stopped with the right amount of Lithium.
8. Threatens to reenact Salem Witch Trials/Burnings if homework is not turned in on time.
9. Claims that it was Martin and Lewis that were the great explorers of the West.
10. Credits David Hasselhoff and not Democracy for the fall of the Berlin Wall.
(From Aha! Jokes)
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