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Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Good Afternoon,
They say that you learn quite a bit from the people around
you. Your parents, friends, co-workers, siblings, teachers,
and I'm going to stop there to save time. I have learned a
lot from many of those people that I listed, but the one
I've learned the most from has been... a snowman.
Every winter a snowman informs me of several key life-
lessons that have help to mold me into the man I am today.
Here's a prime example of his wisdom: Avoid yellow snow.
Now that's good advice. Take a look below and discover all
you'll ever need to know thanks to a snowman.
And just in case you were wondering, I'm NOT crazy.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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** ALL I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM A SNOWMAN **
** It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.
** Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
** Wearing white is always appropriate.
** Winter is the best of the four seasons.
** It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
** There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.
** We're all made up of mostly water.
** You know you've made it when they write a song about
you.
** Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!
** Avoid yellow snow. Don't get too much sun.
** It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your
feet.
** It's fun to hang out in your front yard.
** There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.
** It's not the size of the carrot, but the placement that
counts.
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