Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Good Afternoon,

They say that you learn quite a bit from the people around you. Your parents, friends, co-workers, siblings, teachers, and I'm going to stop there to save time. I have learned a lot from many of those people that I listed, but the one I've learned the most from has been... a snowman.

Every winter a snowman informs me of several key life-lessons that have help to mold me into the man I am today.

Here's a prime example of his wisdom: Avoid yellow snow.

Now that's good advice. Take a look below and discover all you'll ever need to know thanks to a snowman.

And just in case you were wondering, I'm NOT crazy.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
- Socrates

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues."
- Abraham Lincoln

"The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes."
- Frank Lloyd Wright


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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
** ALL I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM A SNOWMAN **
** It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.

** Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.

** Wearing white is always appropriate.

** Winter is the best of the four seasons.

** It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.

** There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.

** We're all made up of mostly water.

** You know you've made it when they write a song about you.

** Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!

** Avoid yellow snow. Don't get too much sun.

** It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.

** It's fun to hang out in your front yard.

** There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.

** It's not the size of the carrot, but the placement that counts.

***
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