Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Good Afternoon,

Well, if you're done casting your vote or you're going to vote make sure to enjoy today's Mouthpiece whether or not your candidate wins... or loses.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy."
- Samuel Goldwyn

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."
- George Burns

"The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause."
- Mark Twain


[m] What's On the Web?
Perfect Hoopz
'Drop free throws through an obstacle course of bank shots.' It's not as easy as it sounds or looks or is... what? Good luck!

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Mad Virus
The more you infect with the virus, the better. Can you spread your disease fast enough?

Visit: Mad Virus


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Top Ten Signs That You Are Too Drunk --*
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

6. You can focus better with one eye closed.

5. You fall off the floor.

5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.

4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.

3. Roseanne looks good.

2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.

(From Aha! Jokes)

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