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Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Good Afternoon,
Today has been a weird day and it's not even over yet.
It started out when I forgot to pack my lunch. Then I
got a flat tire on my way to the office. Finally, I
discovered that I left my wallet at home. I'm just
batting a thousand today.
I'm just glad I wore clean underwear today.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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