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Thursday, November 12, 2009
Good Afternoon,
Today is going to be a full rich day. The reason for this
is Mouthpiece has got it all. Start off with a pithy
column, then laugh and think with three amazing 'Quotes
of the Day'.
Next, 'What's On the Web?' brings you best and weirdest
sites on the web. Today, you can do a little surgery will
intoxicated with the Drunken Doctor Game and then learn
16 Ways To Survive A Stephen King Story.
Finally, finish things up with a list of the many perks
of being over 60 years old. Man, I can't wait to be sixty.
Enjoy your day... and Mouthpiece. I insist.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Jennifer Lopez is suing her ex-husband for threatening to
release a sex tape of her. Apparently it's the first J Lo
movie that anyone has wanted to see in 10 years."
- Conan O'Brien
"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable."
- Woody Allen
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a
rich widow."
- Evan Esar
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What's On the Web?
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Drunken Doctor Game
He's doing surgery even though he shouldn't be. Playing as
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16 Ways To Survive A Stephen King Story
It seems that no one is safe within a Stephen King story,
but if you find yourself in one here are a few tips to
better your chances of survival.
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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** THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 60 Years Old **
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released
first.
3. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
4. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m.
9. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize
it.
12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter
who walks in the room.
14. You sing along with the elevator music.
15. Your eyes won't get much worse.
16. Your investment in health insurance is finally
beginning to pay off.
17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the
National Weather Service.
18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they
can't remember them either.
19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manage-
able size.
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