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Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Good Afternoon,
Today, I have some good news and some bad news. First up,
the good news.
A NEW Gopher Archives page is up and running for all of
your favorite GopherCentral publications. Here's the link:
http://gopherarchives.gophercentral.com/Newsletters.aspx
Oh, and here's the link for this particularly publication:
http://gopherarchives.gophercentral.com/Mouthpiece.aspx
And now the bad news. The Mouthpiece newsletter, that is
loved and cherished by all of mankind, will now only mail
once a week, every Tuesday. So Tuesday is the day for
great quotes, fun and entertaining websites, and a list or
joke to get you thinking and/or laughing (Take Your Pick)!
Now enjoy this week's edition of Mouthpiece! I'll see you
again this time next week.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"I won't take my religion from any man who never works
except with his mouth."
- Carl Sandburg
"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal
than others."
- George Orwell
"A stitch in time would have confused Einstein."
- Unknown
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ETERNITY TRAVEL
This fun website lets ancient Egyptian consumers and
amused Web surfers "book your afterlife" in advance,
teaches a bit of history, and satirizes modern travel
websites.
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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A Cowboy's Guide to Life
1. Never squat with yer spurs on.
2. Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew,
your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
3. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
over and put it back in your pocket.
4. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so
good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter
came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full
of bull, keep your mouth shut.
5. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do
is stop diggin'.
6. Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
7. Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out
of good whiskey.
8. Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes
from bad judgment.
9. Always drink upstream from the herd.
10. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back
every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11. When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a
person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
12. When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to
have it thrown around by somebody else.
13. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n
puttin' it back in.
14. Always take a good look at what you're about to eat.
It's not so important to know what it is, but it's
critical to know what it was.
15. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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