Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Good Afternoon,

Hey, if I could work naked I would. And after reading the list I have for you today (TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED) I think that you would too. I don't think that our respective co-workers would be happy about this new lack-of dress code that we'd start showing off at the office.

Number 9 really sold it for me. How about you?

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the infinity in which he is engulfed."
- Blaise Pascal

"I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run."
- Babe Ruth

"Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are."
- Bertolt Brecht


[m] What's On the Web?
Ject Game
From Addicting Games.com: Oh, no! These balls aren't in a cup! It's OK. They're not on strings and attached to the cups, but you can still catch the balls in the ring. Just try to position the balls so they go in the ring, then catch them. If the ring doesn't catch the ball, don't worry: There's more balls for the rings.

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5 Horrifying Secrets Supermarkets Don't Want You to Know
From Cracked.com: See, when you get sick after eating at a restaurant, you probably tell everyone you know -- restaurants get a bad reputation in a hurry. But if something from your kitchen makes you sick, would you ever think to blame the grocery store? You should. Because if you peek behind the scenes, you will find that...

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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
* TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED... *
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

(From: 101funjokes.com)

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