Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Good Afternoon,

Today's edition of Mouthpiece offers you, the reader, some of my favorite things. That's right, I'm going a little Oprah on you today.

After you read the great quotes I have selected, you can learn about which of your favorite films made it on the 50 Best Final Lines In Movies list. And then if you don't agree with the aforementioned list you can play a round or two of Cubicle Freakout!

Then check out a few of perks of being over sixty years of age. I can't wait to be sixty!

Enjoy, share with your friends and drop me a line if you have a question, comment, quote, list, joke, website suggestions or anything else you can think of.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting."
- Marlene Dietrich

"Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it."
- Will Rogers

"There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other."
- J. K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

[m] What's On the Web?
50 Best Final Lines In Movies
Film fans, take a look at this very entertaining list of some of the best scripted final lines from some of the greatest movies to ever grace the silver screen. See your favorites were included!

Visit: 50 Best Final Lines In Movies

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Cubicle Freakout!
Are you having a bad day at the office? Well, let out your office anger and smash up your computer! Wait... not your actual stuff, the stuff in the game. Whew, that was a close one.

Play: Cubicle Freakout!

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
** THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 60 Years Old **
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

4. No one expects you to run into a burning building.

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m.

9. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room.

14. You sing along with the elevator music.

15. Your eyes won't get much worse.

16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.

18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

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