MOUTHPIECE - June 21, 2016

Good Afternoon,

Today's issue is all about hatred, excuses, and terrible ideas. No, I assure you, this not a political driven issue of Mouthpiece. Just good, fun stuff!

Enjoy!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"All things must change to something new, to something strange."
--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh."
--Will Rogers

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."
--Mitch Hedberg


[m] What's On the Web?
36 Movies Roger Ebert Really Hated
From mentalfloss.com: When Roger Ebert hated a film, he
didn't mince words. Here are some movies he absolutely
loathed (including a couple of surprises) and his dry
assessments of their value.

Visit: 36 Movies Roger Ebert Really Hated


Some Of Your Favorite Characters Were Almost Terrible
From Cracked.com: We pulled together some iconic characters
in pop culture that would have been anything but if someone
didn't step back and say, "Hm. That might could definitely
use a $hit ton of work."

Visit: Some Of Your Favorite Characters Were Almost Terrible




[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bad Excuses For Speeding --*
"This is my tryout for Nascar."

"I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing."

"That McDonald's offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!"

"Cause those Tacos rule."

"Uh-Oh..Wapner's on...I'm an excellent driver."

"Trying to see how fast a Yugo can go."

"Umm... I'm drunk?"

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