Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Good Afternoon,

April Fools! I know it's lame, but I couldn't help myself.

Enjoy the foolishness, but don't be a fool... or Mr. T will have something to say about that.

Oh, wait! April Fool's Day was Sunday. Dammit! Now I feel foolish.

Well, enjoy today's issue. It's got some good stuff.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety."
- Isaac Asimov

"Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it."
- Maya Angelou

"I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure."
- John D. Rockefeller


[m] What's On the Web?
The 25 Most Quotable "Anchorman" One-liners
With the big announcement of "Anchorman 2" starting production I found this list to be perfect timing. If you're a fan of the Will Ferrell comedy enjoy the 25 most quotable quotes from this very quotable movie. "I immediately regret this decision." - Ron Burgundy

Visit: The 25 Most Quotable "Anchorman" One-liners


Girl in a Human Slingshot
If you're not over April Fool's Day yet take a look at this. This girl is suspended between 2 poles by cords that catapult her back and forth, literally turning her into a human slingshot. However, despite her screams the stunt seems to be relatively safe and very amusing.

Watch It Now: Girl in a Human Slingshot


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bizarre April Holidays --*
April 1 is One Cent Day
April 2 is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
April 3 is Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
April 4 is Tell-A-Lie Day
April 5 is Go For Broke Day
April 6 is Sorry Charlie Day
April 7 is No Housework Day
April 8 is All Is Ours Day
April 9 is Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
April 10 is Golfers Day
April 11 is Eight-Track Tape Day
April 12 is Look Up At The Sky Day
April 13 is Blame Somebody Else Day
April 14 is National Pecan Day
April 15 is Rubber Eraser Day
April 16 is National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day
April 17 is National Cheeseball Day
April 18 is International Jugglers Day
April 19 is Garlic Day
April 20 is Look Alike Day
April 21 is Kindergarten Day
April 22 is National Jelly Bean Day
April 23 is Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
April 24 is National Pigs In A Blanket Day
April 25 is National Zucchini Bread Day
April 26 is Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
April 27 is Tell A Story Day
April 28 is Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
April 29 is National Shrimp Scampi Day
April 30 is National Honesty Day

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