MOUTHPIECE - February 24, 2015

Good Afternoon,

Have you ever seen a U.S. president? Have you ever seen a U.S. president riding a dinosaur, punching a gorilla, or battling zombies? Well, get ready to live and feast your eyes on several artistic representations of the Commander in Chief doing awesome "AMERICA!" stuff!

Then, help Plumpie Escape. I know that sounds weird, but it's actually a fun game.

And finally, with March marching closer by the day take a few to get ready for all of the bizarre holidays for all 31 days of month of Smarch... I mean March.

Enjoy!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?"
--Vince Lombardi

"That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest."
--Henry David Thoreau

"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug."
--Mark Twain

[m] What's On the Web?
Plumpie's Escape Game
From AddictingGames.com: As far as piles of goo go, Plumpie is pretty cool. He can split himself into two sentient halves, thereby effectively doubling his productivity. Help Plumpie escape the cave so that he and his remarkable abilities can be put to use in the private sector.

Visit: Plumpie's Escape Game


13 Paintings of Presidents in Scenes of Over-the-Top Awesomeness
From CollegeHumor.com: USA! USA! USA! Let's celebrate by combining the images of some of America's great leaders with some of America's favorite things: guns, explosions, and extreme violence.

Visit: 13 Paintings of Presidents in Scenes of Over-the-Top Awesomeness


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bizarre March Holidays --*
March 1 is National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
March 2 is Old Stuff Day
March 3 is I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and National Anthem Day
March 4 is Holy Experiment Day
March 5 is Multiple Personalities Day
March 6 is National Frozen Food Day
March 7 is National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
March 8 is Be Nasty Day
March 9 is Panic Day
March 10 is Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
March 11 is Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
March 12 is Alfred Hitchcock Day
March 13 is Jewel Day
March 14 is National Potato Chip Day
March 15 is Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
March 16 is Everything You Do Is Right Day
March 17 is Submarine Day
March 18 is Supreme Sacrifice Day
March 19 is Poultry Day
March 20 is Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
March 21 is Fragrance Day
March 22 is National Goof-off Day
March 23 is National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day
March 24 is National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
March 25 is Pecan Day and Waffle Day
March 26 is Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
March 27 is National "Joe" Day
March 28 is Something On A Stick Day
March 29 is Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
March 30 is I Am In Control Day
March 31 is Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day

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