Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Good Afternoon,In this day and age there is quite a list of things that you should never say to a cop. Today I only have ten of those red flagged phrases because if I had the whole list it would take until September to get through all of them.
So memorize these '10 Things To Never Say To A Cop' and make sure that your next interaction with the law goes smooth and doesn't end in a tazing. Trust me, the fuzz really hate when you ask number 5.
Mouthing Off,
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2. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!
5. So, uh, you on the take, or what?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.
7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
8. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
9. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
10. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
(From funnylists.net)
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