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June 14, 2010

MAN ON THE WAGON NAGS HIS FRIENDS TO JOIN HIM

DEAR ABBY: A close friend in our social group, "Reed," has
been in and out of rehab for alcohol problems. We have all
been there to offer moral support anytime we can -- including
him in golf outings, barbecues, etc.

The problem is he has started lecturing us about "the dangers
of drinking." We are social drinkers and professional people.
Some of us don't drink; others are "on call" and can't. So
it isn't like we're lying around getting drunk as skunks.

Reed has no family here. We love him dearly and don't want
to exclude him. But he's starting to make people feel un-
comfortable. How should we handle this?
-- NO LECTURES, PLEASE, IN FLORIDA

DEAR NO LECTURES, PLEASE: Reed is preaching with the fervor
of the newly converted. Whoever is closest to him in your
social group should tell him privately that his comments are
making some of you uncomfortable and to please stop it -- or
start spending more time with other teetotalers.

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DEAR ABBY: I am a census worker and knock on doors to inter-
view people who have not sent in their census forms. I am
concerned that so many people are reluctant to participate
in the census. Please help us get the word out.

A real census worker will never ask to come inside your
house or any questions about personal finance or your employ-
ment. If you are not sure who is at your door, ask for the
person's picture identification, such as a driver's license.

By now, everyone should have received a census form in the
mail. The deadline was very important. Once the deadline
passed, the addresses of all the non-respondents were turned
over to us: the non-response follow-up team. In order to
prevent someone from being counted twice, once the non-
response follow-up list was compiled, the rest of the forms
out there were no longer collected or counted.

If you mailed in your census questionnaire, but a census
worker still shows up at your door, it is because your
questionnaire was not received in time. So please bear with
your enumerator because he or she has to interview you again.
Please take a few minutes to make your voice heard because
your participation is important.
-- YOUR CENSUS WORKER

DEAR CENSUS WORKER: I'm glad to help spread the word.

Readers, taking the time to participate in the census is not
only important, but it's also to your advantage. The census
is how your representation in Congress is determined. And in
addition, the census is used to determine how federal funds
will be used to build hospitals, schools and highways in
your community. And by the way, the census is mandated by
the U.S. Constitution and has been conducted every 10 years
since 1790!


DEAR ABBY: My wife and I went out to dinner with another
couple. After finishing our meal, I offered our friend,
"Elaine," a piece of gum. I handed her the box so she could
remove the piece herself.

When she returned the box she said she had taken two pieces.
I told her it wasn't right as I had offered her only one
piece, which I believe is the correct serving. Elaine claimed
I had no right to dictate her serving size. Was she right for
"chewing me out" over this?
-- MORE THAN I CAN SWALLOW, WAYNE, N.J.

DEAR MORE: After reading your letter, I took a random poll
among my staff. Of those who had chewing gum with them,
two-thirds had packages that indicated a serving is two
pieces, while the rest read that a serving is only one piece.
I don't think Elaine was wrong to defend herself after you
attacked her, and before criticizing, you should have asked
yourself if it was worth possibly gumming up a friendship.



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