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March 3, 2010

MAN TELLS LITTLE WHITE LIE ABOUT THE LITTLE BLUE PILL

DEAR ABBY: I am a 76-year-old man who is romantically in-
volved with a 65-year-old lady. She knows I take Viagra. I
recently had to go out of town for a week. Before I left,
she demanded that I give her my bottle of Viagra. She said
she would return it as soon as I got back.

What I did not tell my lady friend is that I don't always
need Viagra to "perform." Should I remain silent and let her
believe that without the little blue pill I'll be forced to
remain faithful?

Honesty is the best long-term policy, but is there a limit
to just "how" honest one should be?
-- A VITAL MAN IN ARKANSAS

DEAR VITAL MAN: In this case, keep your own counsel. If you
tell your lady friend you don't always "need" Viagra, she
may start wondering why you always need it with her and find
the implication insulting.


DEAR ABBY: As a child, it was painfully obvious that my
mother favored my brother, "Clint," over me. Everything he
did was considered perfect and was bragged about. Because
I was a girl, I was expected to step and fetch for him. To
this day, my opinions hold no weight against those of my
brother. I have always been hurt by this, but I have lived
with it.

Clint moved 3,000 miles away years ago. I am the one caring
for Mom, although Clint contributes financial assistance.
When he and his family came to visit for a week, my daughter
asked me why Grandma respects and is prouder of Clint's
children -- all boys -- than of her.

Grandma is proud that one of the boys knows about computers,
but my daughter has BUILT computers. Grandma is proud because
one of the boys is studying piano. My daughter has played
flute for 10 years. Grandma brags about another of the boys'
ability at rowing, but never about my daughter's achievements
in academics.

How do I keep my daughter from feeling resentful, and what
should I tell her?
-- LESS VALUED IN GREENVILLE, S.C.

DEAR LESS VALUED: Tell your daughter the truth -- that your
mother always favored your brother, and that this is just
more of the same. Tell her that she is a terrific daughter
and that YOU are proud of her. And explain that there is no
pleasing Grandma, which is why she should keep her distance.

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DEAR ABBY: My husband's aunt was gorgeous when she was young.
At 90, obviously her appearance has changed. After many
illnesses, her looks have faded.

When she shows me pictures of herself in her youth, it's
obvious she wants a response, but "you were beautiful" seems
cruel, pointing out that she is no longer. To pretend she
still is would be disingenuous.

I have been in this situation with other elderly people.
What is a complimentary and sincere comment at these times?
-- REALIST IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA

DEAR REALIST: Your aunt is reminded of the fact that she's
no longer in the full bloom of youth every time she brushes
her teeth in front of the mirror. So why not give her the
compliment she deserves? Say, "Auntie, you were drop-dead
gorgeous! I'm sure you stopped traffic." If you do, I'm
willing to bet she has a few stories to tell you about when
she did exactly that.



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