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Monday, May 9, 2011
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I was coming back from the bathroom this afternoon when I
bumped into the customer service girl who also acts as our
receptionist.
"TZ! You're here!"
"Of course, I'm here," I answered. "Where else would I be,
out somewhere living a fulfilling and satisfying life?"
"You had two phone calls and the boss was looking for you.
I told everybody you were gone for the day."
"I was just in the bathroom, for Christ's sake."
"What do you do in there for a half hour at a time!"
"For me, shitting is a spiritual experience," I told her.
"Plus, I wanted to finish the last chapter of this book."
Multi-taskingly,
TZ
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"Yes," says the man nervously.
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Two friends were at a bar discussing life and love. One said,
"Would you believe that out of all the women I've been with
not a one of them was a virgin? It'd be nice if girls saved
themselves for marriage. I think it would cure a big part of
the huge divorce crisis we have."
"Yeah, Jim, I hear you," said the other. "Out of all the
women I've been with I've only had two virgins myself; my
wife and yours."
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