Thursday, April 15, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Well, today is April 15th, and if you haven't done your
taxes yet then you are probably not even reading this. You
are probably bent over a table full of papers and forms,
frantically punching a calculator while the hold music for
the IRS helpline is playing in your ear over the phone you
have cradled against your head. Occasionally a voice will
interrupt the music to say something like, "Your wait time
is three...hundred...seventy...five...minutes," at which
point you begin chewing on the last fingernail you have
left on your hands.
If this is you, I feel for you. I gave up doing my own
taxes years ago. I can barely fill out an application much
less a tax form.
Exemptly,
TZ
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