Thursday, December 16, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
My cousin was telling me that his son, who is a high school
senior, thinks that he is ugly.
"Is he a virgin?" I asked.
"Of course."
"Well, there you go. A young man's idea of how handsome he
is is commensurate with the amount of pussy he's getting."
"What? That's ridiculous."
"Sorry, but it's true: Get pussy and you feel handsome, no
pussy no handsome. I think it's a law of nature."
"Is everything about pussy with you?"
"Kinda...Yeah."
Primitively,
TZ
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Is that new? They had 7-eleven wine when I was in high
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Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one
candy bar after another.
After the 4th one a man on the bench across from him said,
"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you.
It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little Johnny replied, "Well...my grandfather lived to be
107 years old."
The man asked, "Oh yeah? Did your grandfather eat 4 candy
bars at a time?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own fuckin'
business."
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Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your
honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the
rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
7. In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
8. In UK they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
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