Monday, December 7, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Have you ever come home drunk, gotten undressed clumsily
and slipped into your bathrobe to go to the kitchen and
make yourself a sandwich only to discover you've put your
robe on backwards and then thought to yourself, 'Hey, this
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Opportunistically,
TZ
Send me comments, jokes and pictures of all the hot women in
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There was a man riding through the desert on his camel. He
had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have
sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man
turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but
the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and
got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling
the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his
camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to
it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the
man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three
big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any
help.
The hottest girl said, "If you fix our car we will do any-
thing you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed
it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever
repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied, "Could you hold
my camel?"
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com
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