Monday, December 28, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
How about a little trivia today? Things about the calendar
I bet you didn't know...
January: named after Janus, the god of doors and gates
February: named after Februalia, a time period when
sacrifices were made to atone for sins
March: named after Mars, the god of war
April: from aperire, Latin for "to open" (buds)
May: named after Maia, the goddess of growth of plants
June: from junius, Latin for the goddess Juno
July: named after Julius Caesar in 44 B.C.
August: named after Augustus Caesar in 8 B.C.
September: from septem, Latin for "seven"
October: from octo, Latin for "eight"
November: from novem, Latin for "nine"
December: from decem, Latin for "ten"
NOTE: The earliest Latin calendar was a 10-month one,
beginning with March; thus, September was the seventh
month, October, the eighth, etc. July was originally
called Quintilis, meaning fifth; August was originally
called Sextilis, meaning sixth.
Interestingly,
TZ
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