Thursday, July 8, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
"One question, why did you have a maxxi-pad
in your desk in the first place?"
You're not married, are you? In my desk drawer not only does
my wife keep a box of Maxipads, there is also deodorant, hair-
spray...let me see here...a new package of nylons and a tube
of KY Jelly (actually, the KY Jelly is mine, come to think of
it).
Preparedly,
TZ
Send me comments, jokes and pictures of all the hot women in
your family at this link: mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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"They say that women get dressed up to impress other women.
I think that's true because no guy ever turned a woman down
because her shoes didn't match her earrings." -Craig Ferguson
One time, I had to tell a candidate that we would not be
able to offer him a job because his drug test had come
back positive and ours was a drug-free environment. After
a minute he asked, "Can you tell me which one showed up?"
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A woman in labor is screaming profanity at her husband from
her hospital bed.
He says, "Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to put it in your
ass but no, you thought that might hurt!"
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Eddie, wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute,
really hot girl in his office...but she was dating someone
and wouldn't give him the time of day.
Finally Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said,
"I know you're not interested in a relationship with me, but
I'll give you $100 if you just let me have sex with you."
The girl responded with an immediate and offended, "NO!"
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the
floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've
picked it up. I promise!"
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult
with her boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend
said, "He must be crazy! Ask him for $200, and pick up the
money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants
down and we'll be 200 bucks richer."
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
20 minutes goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for
his girlfriend's call. Finally, after a half hour the boy-
friend calls and asks, "Well...what happened???"
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had
all quarters!"
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com
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