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Thursday, September 17, 2015
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I have a friend whose son is on the high school golf team. He's good and hoping to get to college on a scholarship.
The three of us were having lunch over the weekend after a round of golf (the damn kid almost beat me) when the father said, "It's very important to love what you do for a living. You'll spend more time at work than you will with your family, so find something you are passionate about and make a life out of it."
I elbowed the kid and said, "It might be kind of tough to make a living out of golf and Internet porn, so you may want to come up with an alternative or two."
Advisingly,
TZ
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