Monday, May 23, 2011

Greetings Laff Lovers,

A guy I know with health issues was telling a few people a
story about his new doctor.

"I'm in the little room waiting when in walks this guy who's
at least 400 pounds," he said. "I guess he's used to people
asking him if he's the doctor because before I got it out he
said, 'Yes, I'm the doctor.'

"He proceeded to examine me and told me that gallbladder
surgery was not a big deal anymore but that it would probably
take about 5 hours.

"'5 hours? Why?' I asked.

'Because,' he said. 'I take a lot of Twinkie breaks.'"

Hugely,

TZ

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When his son refused to get a job, his father insisted he
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sighs and says, "Man, what a rip off! It was all over in three
minutes!"

The wife replies, "Now you know how I feel."


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Fishing or Fucking....

#19 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still
Fish.

#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to
Fish with you once in a while.

#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you
Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the
Internet if you become famous.

#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you
fished with long ago.

#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't
have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing
together.

#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she
won't object if you Fish with someone else.

#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you
Fish by yourself.

#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to
wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighbor-
hood to buy Fishing stuff.

#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office,
tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you
without getting sued for Fishing harassment.

#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have
to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the
rest of your life.

#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner
loses interest in it.

#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation
primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just
Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?


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