Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
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One of our old college interns dropped by the office for a
visit. It's been a couple of years since she's worked here,
but you know how chicks are--they like to stay in touch.
She's kind of a dish with brains, and most people who meet
her are drawn to her even though she doesn't know how to
shut the hell up.
Anyway, she stops in on a Friday afternoon with some dude in
tow. The entire office rushes over to say hello and she in-
troduces Chip or Chad or whatever the hell his name was.
I say, "Is this the new beau?"
She rattled off her answer at her usual 400 miles per hour.
"Nohe'sjustafriendwe'regoingtoapartytonightandheofferedto..."
I looked at the guy and he was embarassed. My heart went out
to him because we've all tried that 'friend' thing with at
least one broad who ended up politely shitting on us.
"Dude," I said looking him in the eye, "it sucks being the
'friend', doesn't it?"
Everybody had a good laugh, but I was serious. I've seen
pletty of guys waiting around for some chick to throw them
a bone. Forget that shit. Show your true hearts--then show
your johnsons. If she's interested, great. If not, you get
out early. Either way you win.
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