Thursday, January 27, 2011
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Today I overheard Clean Laffs Joe talking about going to a
wild game butcher somewhere way out in the burbs.
"What the hell do you want to buy at a wild game store?" I
asked him out of morbid curiosity.
"I'm not sure," he answered. "I just thought it would be
fun to prepare something a little unusual for my girlfriend
this weekend. Maybe bear-ka-bobs, or deep friend snake, or
maybe even some wild beaver."
"Take it from me," I said, "and forget all that crap. If
you fix your girl a delicious steak with all the trimmings
and get a good bottle of wine down her, you'll get all the
wild beaver you can handle."
Educationally,
TZ
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