Thursday, June 30, 2011Greetings Laff Lovers,
When I logged onto the Internet this morning the first thing I saw was a big headline which read, "California to start collecting online sales taxes."
They have been talking about doing this in California for a long time, since several states including Illinois already have similar laws in place, but now the California legislature is finally on board.
The new tax collection requirement is expected to raise an estimated $317 million a year in new state and local government revenue.
My question is, 'Are people really still spending that much money?' $317 million in taxes? On Internet sales alone? Per year?
I, personally, haven't bought new underwear in 18 months, but apparently there really isn't much of a recession after all.
Confusedly,
TZ
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I'd just come out of a Supermarket with a roasted chicken, French fries, large chips, and a 12 pack of beer.
A poor homeless man sat on the curb and said to me as I passed by, "I haven't eaten for two days!"
I told him, "That's great. I wish I had your will power."
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