Monday, July 5, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I like coffee. So much so that I have the whole setup in my
office; whole beans, grinder and nice little coffee maker on
top of my mini fridge. Anyway, Lewis, cheap ass that he is,
sometimes comes in when he can no longer stomach the acid
they make in the break room.
He walks in, takes an insulated cup and helps himself to my
private brew. I look at him and he smiles but still doesn't
say anything.
Finally I say, "There's some half & half in the fridge."
"Oh, that's OK," he says, "I have some in my office, too.
I'm going to add sugar, cream and a bit of cinnamon to it."
"Damn," I said. "Here," and I tossed him a maxi pad out of
my drawer. "You might need this because you've turned into
a bitch."
Supplyingly,
TZ
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