Friday, November 13, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I'm in Texas right now (hopefully on a golf course) so any
interesting stories will have to wait for next week. I do
want to mention that starting next week Laff-a-Day will have
a new mailing schedule. I will only publish on Mondays and
Thursdays.
However, you can still follow me daily if you have a Twitter
account. Go to http://www.gophertweets.com look for Laffaday
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can sign up for one for free.
Okay, folks, enjoy your weekend, because I'll be enjoying
mine!
Deep-in-the-heart-ly,
TZ
Send me comments, jokes and pictures of all the hot women in
your family at this link: mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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Two Japanese businessmen are talking during their afternoon
dip in the hot baths at the Geisha house. The first business-
man says, "Hirokosan, I have unpleasant news for you. Your
wife is dishonoring you. I saw her the other night and she
was out with another man."
Hirokosan can't believe what he hears, and asks for more
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