Thursday, January 2, 2014Greetings Laff Lovers,
My New Year's Resolution was not to be so much of a pig. That lasted about 36 hours.
This morning I ran into our Human Resources/Accounting girl and resident MILF in the office kitchen putting her lunch away in the fridge.
As she pulled a pear out of her purse I was struck with a moment of twisted genius. Before I could stop myself I said, "Hey, nice pair! And that piece of fruit looks pretty good too."
If we had any kind of a code of conduct I would be in real trouble. Well, maybe I'll start my resolution tomorrow.
Failingly,
TZ
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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really?" she said. "Go on and try. I bet you can't."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, "Yesterday."
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After announcing his invention, the scientist was taken outside where a large group of men beat the shit out of him.
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students, "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family, and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going to take a piss."
The teacher says, "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Johnny replied, "Sorry, but I need to go to the toilet. I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says, "That's much better but to mention the word 'toilet' during a meal, is unpleasant."
So Charlie says, "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend whom I hope to be able to introduce you to after dinner."