Monday, May 3, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
One of the girls in the office is approaching her 39th birth-
day and the rest of the stiffs were giving her a little
hazing about it.
"Just think," one of the other hens observed, "you're an
official cougar now."
"What's that?" she asked.
"Cougars are those sexy, middle-age women who hang out in
bars and pick up young studs for a good time."
"I'm married!" she shot back indignantly.
Satan saw me standing in my office doorway and listening
in to the conversation, "Hey, TZ, what's the name for a male
version of a cougar...you know...those pathetic forty and
fifty-year-olds who hang out at the clubs and try to score
with really young women?"
"They're called men."
Honestly,
TZ
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"The Arizona Senate passed a bill making it illegal for a
person to 'intentionally' create 'a human-animal hybrid.'
And right afterward, one farmer was like, 'Define
intentionally.'" -Jimmy Fallon
"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you
give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a
house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries,
she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll
give you her heart.
"She multiplies and enlarges all that is given to her.
"So, if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of
shit."
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.
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Two friends were hanging out in a Western bar. One decided
to try the Bucking Bronco machine. He managed to hang on
for 10 minutes.
His buddy was impressed. "Wow!" he exclaimed, "That was sure
something!"
"It was easy," his friend said modestly. "I get lots of
practice. My wife's an epileptic."
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