Monday, May 17, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Most traditions are mindlessly followed. This past weekend I
was feeling really horny, but I was so tired that I didn't
feel like putting in the effort to stretch my two minutes to
three so that my wife could get off, too.
"Why can't we just have an 'only for TZ' hump every now and
then?" I asked my wife as she manuevered herself into her
favorite orgasm position. "I mean I'm tired and just want to
get off then rollover and go to sleep."
She was partially ignoring me as she was getting close to
blast off when she replied, "Geeze, TZ, I know plenty of men
who would pay to be in your position."
"What, do you think I don't pay? Who do you think pays...."
"OK, OK, OK..." her eyes were closed and she was panting. "I
take it back! Just shut up. Just shut up. Just shut up..."
"I feel so used and cheap."
"You....are....CHEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!"
"I don't think I've ever felt like a whore until tonight--Will
you please hold me?"
Not-quite-what-I-had-in-mindly,
TZ
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The guy who delivers our office supplies has a heavy
Portuguese accent, and when he saw the National Geographic
video about seals sitting on the table he smiled broadly and
shouted, "Foka! Foka!"
"No," I said, "If you fuck one of those in this country I'm
pretty sure you'll go to prison on some 'humping and en-
dangered species' charge."
"No, no, no," he said quickly. "Foka mean 'seal' in
Portuguese."
"I see," I said pointing to the big seal next to the little
seal in the picture. "So I'm betting that that's the
mother foka?"
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com
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