Monday, August 1, 2011

Greetings Laff Lovers,

"What's with you women," I said to the one in the break room as she attempted to cover her cleavage with her low-cut V-neck sweater. "Why wear that if you are going to be constantly trying to cover up what that sweater is designed to expose?"

She's young, hot and not that smart so she only managed a shrug and mumbled, "I dunno."

Encouraged by her not telling me to go fuck myself I continued, "And why is it that every woman I've ever talked out of her pants insisted on having the lights off? I mean, they can't all have been shy."

"Uh duh," she said making the universal sound meaning 'how stupid can you be'. They weren't shy, TZ. They just couldn't handle seeing you on top of them humping away and grimacing."

I was silent for a moment. Then I said, "Who you been talking to? You been talking to my wife? How do you know I do that? I'll have you know I look better naked than I do with clothes on..."

And she just kept on walking away shaking her head.

It-can't-be-ly,

TZ

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Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.

Apparently, I'm not welcome back at KFC.



Billy-Bob and Bubba were sitting in back of their trailers shooting the breeze.

Billy-Bob asked Bubba, "If I snuck ovah to yore house while you wuz out fishin an' fucked your wife, an' she got pregnant, would dat make us kin?"

Bubba scratched his head for a bit then said, "I don't think so....but it sho would make us even."



Q. How many Freudian analysts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, one to screw in the light bulb and one to hold my penis, I mean the ladder.


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A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 hours and the one with the best answer would get the job.

The question was: A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side facing the woman's back.

What is the man's name?

After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their answers.

The first one says, "My answer is, there IS no answer."

The second one says, "My answer is, that there is no way to determine the answer with the information we were given."

The THIRD one says, "I'm not exactly sure, but I have it narrowed down to two names. It's either, Willie Turner or Willie Nailer."