Monday, December 6, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
It seems like everybody is gearing up for Christmas. Me? I'm
already over it. I get burned out on the holidays fast. It's
not that I'm a Scrooge, but Christmas has lost its meaning
and what's left is hardly worth celebrating.
Is Christmas about Jesus or is it about maxing out your
credit card? You know, it doesn't matter whether you believe
he was the son of God or not. He is still an extremely im-
portant historical figure.
For example, if it weren't for Jesus do you know how many
Mexicans would be walking around today without a name?
Celebratingly,
TZ
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"It was this time in 1933 that prohibition was repealed.
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An art professor asked his students to sketch a naked man. As
the professor walked around the class checking the sketches,
he noticed that a rather nicely built, young female student
had sketched the man with an erection.
The professor said, "Oh, my, no, I wanted it the other way."
She replied, "What other way is there?"
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Even though she had a nasty cold, my mother insisted on
going to a church supper as planned. She tucked several
tissues into her clothing, just in case she might need
them.
During dinner, she used the two in her sleeves, and then
she realized that putting the third tissue into her bra
hadn't been such a good idea. She discreetly tried to fish
it out but couldn't find it. As she peeked down the front
of her dress my dad hissed, "What on earth is the problem?"
There was a lull in the conversation as Mom looked up from
her neckline.
"Oh, Dear," she said worriedly. "I had three when I came in."
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