Thursday, March 10, 2011
Greetings Laff Lovers,
This morning I had to drive out to the west burbs for a
meeting. Once I got out around I355 I found myself getting
strangely aroused. I don't know why, but suddenly I was
sporting a big, fat stiffy in the middle of traffic.
Well, it happens sometimes, and actually, at my age, it's
comforting to know that I can still get spontaneous boners.
Anyway, after my lunch meeting I was saying goodbye to the
client when he made an unusual apology.
"I'm sorry for the smell," he said, "If I had thought about
it earlier I would have made reservations someplace in the
next town over."
"What smell?" I asked.
"You mean you don't notice it? There is a lake a few miles
away from here where a huge fish die-off happened. It reeks
like rotten fish for miles around!"
On the way home I called my wife, "Baby, I've been thinking
about you all day. I'm coming home for a quickie, and I'll
be wanting tuna salad for dinner."
Subliminally,
TZ
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I was cleaning a hotel room when the previous occupant came
in, looking for her husband's keys. We searched high and low
without luck. I finally peeked underneath the bed closest to
the wall.
"Don't bother?that was my bed," she said. "He wouldn't have
gone anywhere near it."
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A couple, both age 68, went to a sex therapist's office. The
doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will
you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked
puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing
wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them
$50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make
an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the
doctor, then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying
to find out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and
we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The
Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43
back from Medicare."
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