Thursday, April 1, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
The night before we were leaving for vacation the wife and
I were in our bedroom packing. The kids were in their rooms
sleeping and despite it being nearly midnight I had the
energy that comes from knowing I have the next week off.
I was watching with wife bend over in her nightie to retrieve
something from the bottom drawer of her dresser and I felt
Mr. Pokey give that familiar tug.
Being a faithful student of the sage advice to never waste
a hard on, I slipped up behind her and wrapped my arms around
her waist, "There is something about you in that over-sized
T-shirt you sleep in that drives me nuts," I whispered in her
ear.
"Forget it," she said. "I'm exhausted and we have to be up
in six hours."
"Come on, you don't even have to do any work. I'll take care
of everything."
"Do you want to get stabbed?" she asked, picking up a nail
file from her dresser.
"Funny," I responded, "that's what I'm trying to ask you!"
Unfulfilledly,
TZ
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A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn't
had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to
bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes
into the doctors office and the doc asks her what's wrong,
and why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband anymore.
The wife tells him, "Money has been really tight for us lately,
so I got a job downtown. For the past 6 months, every morning
I take a cab to work. I don't have any money so the cab driver
asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' so I take a
'or what'. When I get to work I'm late so the boss asks me,
'So are we going to write this down in the book or what?' so
I take a 'or what'.
Back home again I take the cab and again I don't have any
money so the cab driver asks me again, 'So are you going to
pay this time or what?' so again I take a 'or what'. So you
see doc when I get home I'm all tired out, and I don't want
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