Thursday, January 15, 2015

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Things sure have changed since I was a young, swinging bachelor. After the Bulls game last weekend (which turned out to be a hell of a lot of fun, by the way) some of the younger people there who had been drinking beer all evening decided that they were going to go to a strip club once we got back on the south side.

Which is perfectly cool. I have been to plenty of strip clubs and I am not about to start casting stones, but these five people were all women.

What the fuck is the world coming to?

Confusedly,

TZ

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A man told a woman, "I would tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long."

The woman tells him, "I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you will never get it."



Also known as 'women's intuition,' this sixth sense thing is no myth. Women seem to know what's going on in their man's lives almost better than they do.

Why is this?

In the early 80's researchers discovered that women have more connections between the brain's two hemispheres than men do. It's these connections that allow them to put together a puzzle from seemingly unconnectable pieces...

That, and they go through your shit while you're in the shower.



A man is fucking a girl he just met behind the bar. After cumming he tells her, "If I had known you were a virgin I would have taken more time."

She tells him, "If I knew you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose."



An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake.

He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age when he asks, "How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots."

"Three knots?" he replies, "What's that supposed to mean?"

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back."