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Thursday, February 4, 2016
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I was just reading a story about rape (because everything can't always be work, work, work). It was all about a campaign called "Still Not Asking For It" which includes individual stories and a series of black and white photos of people in their underwear with phrases written on their bodies. Phrases like; 'Blame the rapists, not the victims' and 'Your body, your choice'.
I don't think anybody would argue with those messages, but there was one slogan which I found a little - ironic - for lack of a better word.
It was; 'Marriage is not consent'.
Now, I don't want you to think I condone rape (unless she's REALLY asking for it), but doesn't marriage imply consent just a teeny-weeny bit?
In fact, isn't marriage the legal definition of consent? If you're not getting laid by your wife, what is the point of marriage?
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Doug thinks it's a good idea and the two leave. The next day, Larry goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Larry says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
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"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"Yep, I have a family alright."
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"Logic?" Doug says, "What's that?"
Larry says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"
"Nope," replies Doug.
"Yer a homo, ain't ya?"
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