Monday, September 20, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I don't want to believe it, but my oldest daughter is fifteen
already. I had to come to terms with it recently when it fell
to me to take her driving.
I remember when I was fifteen and my older brother screamed
at me almost constantly while I maneuvered his big sedan
around the side streets in our old neighborhood. So I
determined to be a lot more patient with my daughter.
It's not easy, though, because she takes after her mother.
That's a bonus in the looks department but a liability to
every paint job and mailbox in the neighborhood.
She absolutely cannot keep the car in the center of the
street. She keeps wanting to drift to the right. On two
occasions I actually had to reach over and grab the wheel
to keep us from side-swiping a parked car.
She only has about 20 more hours of driving to go before
she will be eligible to take the driving test. I'm almost
tempted to let the wife take over the rest of the driving
supervision, but I don't want to have to replace half of
the mailboxes in the neighborhood.
Cautiously,
TZ
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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard
minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through
the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the
drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming in there?
You're scaring the customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to
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