Thursday, December 30, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Somehow my wife and I got on the subject of young spouses
dying.
"I can't imagine life without you," she whispered. "I
wouldn't want to live without you." And she began to weep.
"Oh, baby," I said pulling her head to my chest, "don't
cry. I hope you never have to live without me, too."
She sniffled, wiped her eyes and looked up at me. "What,
you want me to die first? You believe could live without
me?"
"What? No, that's not what I meant...."
"Thanks a lot, TZ," she said walking away from me. "Drop
dead."
Can't-fucking-winly,
TZ
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A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a
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"I didn't know she was dead...I thought she was an American."
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A guy walked into a bar and immediately noticed a young
lady sitting all alone. After a couple of drinks he
decided to offer her a drink and make small talk. She
accepted.
"What's your name?" he asked her.
"Carmen," she replied.
"That's a nice name. Are you named after your mother or
somebody?"
"No, actually. I changed my name when I was eighteen from
Sharon to Carmen."
"Why did you do that?" he asked.
"Well," she explained, "I like men and I like cars, so that
is how I got my name."
"Cool," he replied.
"So what's your name?" she asked.
He replied, "Beerpussy."
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